Employee is sitting in his chair
while the boss is standing behind him.
Boss: I’ve noticed your work ethic has
been rather lacking
Employee: Yeah, sorry there has just been
a lot on my mind lately
Boss: I understand personal lives can
be hard to juggle sometimes, but you do need to get your work done
Employee: I understand sir, I will do
those papers later I suppose
Boss: Why wait? Just do it now
Employee: I don’t know I feel like I can
go another day without doing it
Boss: But all of your coworkers are
wondering why you haven’t done it already
Employee: I’m sure they understand
Boss: Just be honest with yourself
they don’t like you at all
Employee: You’re lying
Boss: Am I? I am your boss I see the
way people act around here and I know what is best for you
Employee: Stop it, you don’t know anything
about me
Boss: I know everything, all of your
little secrets
Employee: Stop!
Boss: I see the way you look at
Stacey, do you really think you have a chance?
Employee: I don’t know, maybe?
Boss: Listen to yourself you don’t know
what you want, just do those papers and everything will be fine
Employee: Do you really think so?
Boss: I know so, trust me
Employee: No, no! I..I shouldn’t
Boss: Just do it!
Whispers “do it” repeatedly
Employee: No! No! No! No! Ahhhhh!
It goes dark and then there’s a
loud bang
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